Commies Dampen Our Fire Once Again
Posted in: Cynic's Playground
Sumayyah Waheed \| July 2, 2008 \| 7:56 AM	(1 comments)

Sumayyah Waheed is a Muslim attorney trying to make some change. Born and raised in Ohio, she escaped in 2000 and now lives in Northern California under an assumed name. She currently serves as the Policy Director for Books Not Bars, an Ella Baker Center campaign to replace California's abusive youth prisons with effective alternatives. When not fighting the system, she can be found nursing her laptop addiction or sniffing at other people's jasmine vines.

We Americans are facing a nationwide plot to ruin our 4th of July.

In California, Arnold's already killed it by selfishly asking us to forego fireworks so that more trees don't burn down. (Doesn't he know we like wearing oxygen masks?)

As if that weren't enough, it turns out the freedom-loving folks conducting "alternative interrogations" over in Guantánamo learned their tactics from none other than Chinese communists. Apparently, the commies have taken over our military and are infecting everyone with "historical amnesia" in order to ruin our country. (Don't they know we like forgetting the past?)

In other unAmerican doings, a D.C. appeals court says it can't consider this Muslim guy to be an enemy combatant just because the Government says so. I can feel the insurrection fomenting.